Overheard during holds in tech

  • Music Director: "If I would give up sex with any and all human beings to have a piano that never went out of tune"
  • Actor & Music Director: "I shall write a play called Coitus Interrupts" "Is that a sequel to The Vagina Monologues?" "´╗┐Yes"
  • TD & Actor: "I heard about this HUGE spider that had a bunch of baby spiders on it" "I'm literally going to cry if you keep talking about this"
  • *Everyone trying very hard not to laugh at the absurd blocking at one point*
  • Director: "I try to live my life at about a 5 on the terror scale"
  • Actor: "German is such a sexy language"
  • HALF THE CAST: "So I can't be at change over..."
  • PART 2
  • Actor/Actor: "I should have that [demonic screaming like in the end of Indiana Jones] in my reel" "Nazi face-melting?" "Yeah I could like go places in public and do it and have people film it and that could be my reel"
  • ASM(me)/Actor: "You dance like Charlie Brown" "Yeah I know"