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Music Director:
"If I would give up sex with any and all human beings to have a piano that never went out of tune"
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Actor & Music Director:
"I shall write a play called Coitus Interrupts" "Is that a sequel to The Vagina Monologues?" "Yes"
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TD & Actor:
"I heard about this HUGE spider that had a bunch of baby spiders on it" "I'm literally going to cry if you keep talking about this"
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*Everyone trying very hard not to laugh at the absurd blocking at one point*
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Director:
"I try to live my life at about a 5 on the terror scale"
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Actor:
"German is such a sexy language"
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HALF THE CAST:
"So I can't be at change over..."
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PART 2
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Actor/Actor:
"I should have that [demonic screaming like in the end of Indiana Jones] in my reel" "Nazi face-melting?" "Yeah I could like go places in public and do it and have people film it and that could be my reel"
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ASM(me)/Actor:
"You dance like Charlie Brown" "Yeah I know"